Homeless law student plans for Thanksgiving
Homeless law student 1:So, what are you going to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Homeless law student 2:Fritos.
Homeless law student 1:Fritos?
Homeless law student 2:Yeah, Fritos.

legal-savvy:

Seeing all the stressed out law students (and future law students) here on Tumblr made me want to make this. Let’s make this a supportive Tumblr lawblr community.

I am a little late on reblogging this but…..

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allofthelaws:

the sliding scale of attractiveness in law school.
everyone lower your standards.

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allofthelaws:

the sliding scale of attractiveness in law school.

everyone lower your standards.

Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities.tumblr.com!

Microsoft Word and Legalese

justanotherlawstudent:

Why, why in the world, is there no “LAW” language option for word?!  Maybe THEN Word would stop marking “joinder” and “implede” as misspelled -__-

and tortfeasor

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The [U.S. Supreme] Court doesn’t have jurisdiction to correct confusion within state courts unless that confusion falls within its jurisdiction
How I Met Your Mother

allofthelaws:

The scene where they go to Marshall’s law school party and the kids are either speaking legalese or getting SUPER wasted?

Dead. On.

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allofthelaws:

All I do is skim, skim, skim
I’m in a rush
and I ain’t got time to really read up,
and every time the teacher asks a question,
not a single hand goes up

and I sit there,
just sit there,
and I just sit there
[tick tock, tick tock, tick tock]

‘cause all I do is skim, skim, skim
so if you read the case but your hands in the air
I need some help here! 

forever stuck in my head.

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Microsoft Word and Legalese

justanotherlawstudent:

Why, why in the world, is there no “LAW” language option for word?!  Maybe THEN Word would stop marking “joinder” and “implede” as misspelled -__-

and Tortfeasor. I had to add tortfeasor./

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